Oral Sex can cause Throat Cancer…… We are serious.
Veteran actor Michael Douglas seems to blame his own battle with throat cancer on oral sex. He made the accusation in an interview published in The Guardian newspaper. Douglas told the newspaper that his particular cancer is caused by HPV i.e. (human papillomavirus), which actually comes from cunni-lingus.”
Some men must be jumping around saying “I Told You So,” while others may be pissed off at this revelation. But as the old saying goes, “what don’t kill does fatten. Not everything we eat is good for us anyway.”
Don’t panic yet, spokesman Allen Burry said Douglas never said oral sex was the cause of his own cancer, just one of the many causes.
“In a discussion with the newspaper, they talked about the causes of oral cancer, one of which was oral sex, which is noted and has been known for a while now,” Burry said.
The main causes of this cancer are smoking and drinking alcohol according to health officials although the human papillomavirus has been linked to one kind of throat cancer. The human papillomavirus is mostly known for causing cervical cancer.
Douglas also told the Guardian he didn’t regret his years of smoking and drinking. “hint, hint”